Neurosis Therapy

Where the lines between sanity and madness are blurred, and the boundaries of reality are tested.

Therapy Levels

Our therapy sessions are designed to push you to the brink of madness. Choose your level of discomfort:

Level 1: Mildly Annoyed Level 2: Increasingly Frazzled Level 3: Utterly Demoralized

Case Study: My Neighbor

The Case of Mrs. Jenkins: A Study in Obsessive Behavior.

A 45-year-old woman, known for her impeccable gardening skills, has become increasingly fixated on... well, you.

A diagnosis of Neurosis- induced O.C.D. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) was made.

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Therapeutic Philosophy

We believe that the key to recovery lies in the uncharted territories of your psyche.

Our approach is unorthodox, our methods untested, and our results unpredictable.

Side effects may include: