The Department of Nuisance Squirrel Affairs is a government agency responsible for addressing the pressing issues of squirrels being too darn cute.
Our mission is to develop and implement effective strategies to deal with the overwhelming cuteness of these furry critters.
We're currently working on a top-secret project codenamed "Squirrel-ceptional" to genetically engineer a species of super-intelligent, ninja-trained squirrels to take care of our pest control needs.
Stay tuned for updates on this and other squirrel-related projects!
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