Breaking News: Nut-Gathering in the News

Nuts are Falling from the Sky (Literally)

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news: nuts are falling from the sky in the bustling metropolis of New Nutropolis. Eyewitnesses report seeing hazelnuts, walnuts, and almonds raining down like confetti.

Stay nutty, New Nutropolitans!

Disclaimer: Not actually falling nuts, but just really fun to imagine.