Stapler-gate: The Great Office Staple Heist

It started with just a few missing staples. A few loose ones here and there. But soon, the entire office was in chaos.

Reports flooded in of staplers gone missing. Staplers in the supply closet. Staplers on the CEO's desk. It seemed like a coordinated effort to pilfer our trusty staples.

The investigation led by Detective James to the scene of the crime revealed a complex web of deceit and corruption. It appeared that none other than our beloved Office Manager, Bertrand, was behind the missing staples.

The Stapler Heist Theory proposes that Bertrand had a secret stash of staples hidden away in the supply closet, waiting to be used for his nefarious plans.

But as the case continued, it became apparent that Bertrand's motives went beyond mere stapler hoarding. He had been manipulating the office supply chain for years, using his position of power to control the flow of office supplies.

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