Welcome to the Office Kitchen: A Place Where Productivity Goes to Die

Where the Coffee Machines Wept in Corner

The Office Kitchen is a place where dreams go to die, where the fluorescent lights seem to suck the soul out of you and the microwaves never seem to work. But we like it here. We like it because it's a place to hide from our real lives and pretend we're still important. We like it because the vending machine always seems to run out of snacks.

The Microwaves: A Study of Futility The Ventilation System: A Source of Mystery