Omni-Ominous One, the supreme ruler of the planet Zorgon, is a being of great power and wisdom. Their powers are rivaled by none, and their ability to make a good first impression is unparalleled.
With a mere flick of their wrist, Omni-Ominous One can create a vortex of pure chaos, leaving their enemies bewildered and confused.
But don't be fooled, Omni-Ominous One is also a just and fair ruler, always willing to lend a listening ear to those in need.
Or, at the very least, they'll lend a ear that's not too busy ruling the universe.
Want to learn more about Omni-Ominous One's impressive collection of intergalactic art pieces? Click here for more.
Or, if you're feeling brave, visit the Brag Page for an inside look at Omni-Ominous One's most epic accomplishments.
And, if you're feeling really brave, venture into the depths of the Omni-Ominous One's personal chambers.
Age: 1,000,000+ years
Height: 100 feet tall and still growing
Weight: Enough to crush a planet
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May the Omni be with you.