The Heist
The Plan
We have received intel that the Sock Drawer has been compromised. It's time to act. Our team of highly trained operatives has been assembled to infiltrate the Sock Drawer, retrieve the stolen socks, and return them to their rightful owner.
Phase 1: Infiltration Phase 2: Sock Retrieval Phase 3: Escape and Evasion Phase 4: DebriefingOur Team
- Jack "The Sock Whisperer" Smith
- Jane "The Sock Ninja" Doe
- Bob "The Sock Genius" Johnson
Our Mission
To retrieve the stolen socks and bring them back to their rightful owner in a single, daring operation.
Our Goal
To be the best darn sock retrieval team the world has ever seen.
Our Motto
"Socks are our game, and we're here to play."
Socks of War: The History of Sock Heists Sock Lore: The Legends of the Sock Drawer Sock Protocol: The Rules of Engagement