**MISSION BRIEFING**

**Operation Sneaky Lantern Chronicles**

**Mission Objectives:**

• **Stealthily infiltrate the city's power grid.**
• **Sabotage the evil Professor Pixel's plans for world domination.**
• **Deploy the most epic, most majestic, and most utterly useless lanterns the world has ever seen.**

**Team Members:**

• **Luna "Laser-Girl" Lee**: Master of stealth and ninja-like movements.
• **Dr. Pixel P. Punsley**: Genius scientist with a penchant for bad puns.
• **B-23**: Highly skilled hacker with a love for 80s synth-pop music.

**Mission Assets:**

• **Lantern-9000**: A high-tech, highly advanced lantern capable of emitting 9000 lumens of pure, unadulterated brightness.
• **Stealth-Suit**: A cutting-edge jumpsuit with built-in grappling hook and advanced camouflage capabilities.
• **Disco-Tron**: A portable, highly reliable source of 70s disco music to fuel our operations with.

**Next Stop:** Mission Prep

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