Operation: Sneaky Lantern Chronicles

Subverting the Suburbs, One Lantern at a Time

Mission Briefing | Field Operations | Communications

Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to subvert the suburban status quo, one lantern at a time. We're not in this for the fame or fortune, but for the freedom to wear pajamas in public and eat Cheetos for dinner.

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Our Methods

We're not your typical covert ops team. We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals with a passion for subversive subterfuge.

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Our Team

We're a diverse group of individuals with a shared goal of infiltrating the suburbs and spreading joy, one lantern at a time.

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