The Shirt Factory of the Damned
Located in a secret underground bunker, The Shirt Factory of the Damned is where all of your wildest dreams of wearing neon pink polyester shirts with built-in shoulder pads come true.
Our factory is staffed by the most skilled and slightly unhinged engineers in the world, who will stop at nothing to craft the most outrageous, the most flamboyant, the most completely unnecessary shirts you've ever laid eyes on.
Want to see some of our latest and greatest creations? Click here for our most recent shipment of "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts.
Or maybe our Classic Collection is more your speed, featuring our most timeless, most tasteful, most utterly bewildering designs.
Visit us soon and experience the sheer terror of wearing a shirt that's as loud as it is loud.