Banana Philosophy Manifesto

Introduction

Dear fellow seekers of truth and wisdom, welcome to the Banana Philosophy Manifesto, the definitive guide to the absurd and illogical world of bananas.

We, the Council of Bananite Philosophers, have gathered here today to present to you the core tenets of our great philosophy:

1. The Banana is not just a Fruit, it's a Way of Life
2. All paths lead to the kitchen, but only one leads to enlightenment
3. The perfect ripeness of the banana is the key to true understanding
4. A banana a day keeps the existential dread at bay
5. The peel is not just a skin, it's a metaphor for the human condition

Join us in our quest for banana enlightenment!

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