In the grand tradition of existentialist thought, we, the monkeys of this esteemed institution, have taken it upon ourselves to redefine the fabric of reality. Our philosophy is built upon the fundamental principles of Monkey Business. This involves embracing the absurdity of the situation, flinging our feces at the wind, and demanding bananas.
Our methodology is based on the Bananalogy – a system of thought that posits the inherent value of bananas as the sole arbiter of truth. It's a complex system, we assure you, but trust us, it's a-peeling.
To further explore the implications of Monkey Business, we recommend visiting our Monkey Mysticism subpage, where we delve into the mysteries of banana-induced enlightenment.
Note: Please be advised that our philosophy is not responsible for any bruised egos or peeled bananas.