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Required Forms

For all citizens seeking to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of our esteemed organization, please fill out the following forms in triplicate.

  1. Form 1: Request for a Meeting
  2. Form 2: Appeal for a Decision
  3. Form 3: Request for an Extension
  4. Form 4: Complaint Against an Agent

Submission of these forms is strictly voluntary, and failure to comply will result in further delays and/or fines. Please allow 6-12 months for processing.

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