We're not actually about you, but rather the endless layers of paperwork we've created just to keep you at bay. Our mission is to provide a 10-foot tall stack of forms to fill out in triplicate, because that's just what we do here.
Burrowed deep within the heart of Bureaucracy City, our office is a rabbit hole of red tape, a maze of meaningless memos, and a sea of stapled reports.
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