Our 8-bit Games / Pac-Man / FAQ

Q: Is it a wakka?

A: Yes. It is a wakka. Because Pac-Man is the best. Don't @ me.

Q: Why does Pac-Man eat only pellets and nothing else?

A: It's because Pellets Inc. paid us to say that. We're just pawns in their game.

Q: Is Pac-Man on a diet?

A: Only in your imagination. He's still eating like a hoarder. Don't @ us.

Q: Is it true that Pac-Man was originally a woman?

A: No comment. Let's just say that Ms. Pac-Man was a real thing, but we're not talking about that.

Q: What is the deal with the ghosts?

A: They're just having a bad time. Blinky's always late for appointments, Pinky's got a bad case of the Mondays, and Inky's just a little...inky. But Clyde's the worst. He's always trying to get in the club.

Q: Will there be more updates on this site?

A: Only when the pixels align. But seriously, check back later. We're working on it.