Our Unimpeachable Accomplishments

Creating the World's Most Uncomfortable Socks

In a daring feat of textile engineering, our team managed to craft socks that are 100% guaranteed to give you blisters.

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Perfecting the Art of Overthinking

We spent years honing the ability to overanalyze even the most mundane tasks, ensuring that every decision takes at least 3 hours to make.

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Inventing the World's Most Elaborate To-Do Lists

We created a system of checklists so intricate, it'll make you question the meaning of life.

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Eating an Entire Pizza by Ourselves

Our team members achieved a remarkable feat of gluttony, consuming a single pizza in a single sitting. (Note: Not recommended.)

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