At our company, we don't just compete with other businesses. We undermine them. It's like a digital game of Jenga, except with less blocks and more existential dread.
We're like the ninjas of the internet, sneaking up on our competitors and striking from the shadows. Our approach is a delicate dance of subterfuge and subversion, always staying one step ahead of the pack.
Our competitors may try to one-up us, but we'll always be one step ahead. After all, we're the ones who undermined their lunch breaks.
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