Meet Ellen: our fearless leader and chief navel-gazer. She's got skills in the art of procrastination, the science of binge-watching, and the philosophy of eating Cheetos for breakfast.
Meet Marty, our resident expert in the field of doing the bare minimum. Phil's our go-to guy for all things beige and unimpressive. Bob's our resident master of the art of doing nothing productive.We're a team of highly-trained individuals with a strong commitment to doing absolutely nothing!