MAJOR UPGRADES UNDERWAY!

We're in the middle of a major overhaul here at Our Bridge. The upgrades are so big, they're practically bursting at the seams.

Here are some highlights:

• Our bridge's rusty ol' pipes have been replaced with shiny new ones that are only 20% as likely to leak on the first day.
• The elevator's been repainted and now only takes 3.5 seconds to reach the top floor (on a good day).
• We've installed a state-of-the-art bridge-ternet system, allowing us to stream cat videos at 4K resolution.

We're also introducing a new "Bridge-imum" subscription service. For just $19.99 a month, you'll get:

• Unlimited access to our bridge's 4K cat video stream
• Early access to our monthly bridge-themed puzzle book
• Free entry into our annual "Bridge-A-Thon" competition (where you have to drive a car across the bridge while blindfolded)

Sign up for Bridge-imum today!