Bridge Maintenance Rules

Rules to Live By for the Neo-Brutalist Bridge

Rule 1: Don't Touch the Bridge

Unless explicitly instructed to do so by the bridge's AI, DO NOT attempt to touch the bridge. Your fingers will be removed.

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Rule 2: Selfie Every Five Minutes

It's the law! Take a selfie with the bridge every five minutes to prove you're still alive.

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Rule 3: Don't Ask Questions

Don't ask questions. Just don't. The bridge is not here to answer your inane queries.

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Rule 4: Take a Selfie with the AI

Talk to the bridge's AI, take a selfie, and then leave. Don't get too attached. It's a bridge, not a friend.