Our Menu

Our cafeteria is a place where the boundaries of sanity are pushed, and the lines between reality and madness are blurred. But don't worry, we serve food.

• Our Specialties
• Our Subs
• Special Deals
• Employee of the Month

Today's Specials

1. "The Madness" - Our famous soup that's a mix of everything we had left over from last week.

2. "The Bureaucratic Nightmare" - A sandwich that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world.

3. "The Existential Crisis" - A plate of food that'll make you wonder if it's even worth it.

Don't forget to try our daily specials!