Welcome to Our Mediocre Company

Meet Our Overpaid, Underachieving CFO: Bertrand "The Bull" McSuckerson

Bertrand "The Bull" McSuckerson is our Chief Financial Officer. He's been with us for 12 years, and in that time he's managed to turn a 100% profit on our investments. Not really, though. He's actually just really bad at math.

He's a master of Excel, but not in the way you think. He can make an entire row of numbers look like they're on fire.

Our employees love him, but only because he always lets them work from home in their pajamas.

Learn more about Bertrand's impressive resume!

© Our Mediocre Company 2023