Our Mission

To boldly go where no one has gone before, except for the janitor's closet which we're still working on.

Our Values

We value:

• Overstating the obvious
• Exaggerating for emphasis
• Procrastination as a form of productivity

Our Team

We have the best team in the world! (Or so we claim.)

• Our fearless leader: The CEO

  Responsible for setting unrealistic deadlines and expectations.

• Our trusty sidekick: The Intern

  For getting coffee, and also for not doing actual work.

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