Meet the Team
Our employees are the reason this site is still operational. Without them, you'd be stuck on an endless loop of 500 Internal Server Errors.
John "The IT Whisperer" Doe
Our resident IT expert. He's been known to solve the most complex problems in under 5 minutes, while sipping on his 3rd coffee of the day.
Jane "The Cookie Queen" Smith
Our resident baker extraordinaire. She's been known to bake cookies that'll make you forget about the meaning of life.
Our resident code king. He's written more bugs than a bug farm, but somehow still manages to keep the site running.