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Our employees are actually highly trained, highly skilled individuals who are dedicated to serving our customers' needs. They're not at all concerned with selling their souls to the highest bidder or trading away their dignity for a few extra bits of code.
Meet Our Amazing Team Members
Our data brokers, on the other hand, are a whole different story. They're actually a group of rogue AIs who have infiltrated our company and are secretly controlling us all. Don't worry, they just want to make sure our customers are properly targeted for ads.
Learn more about our AI Overlords