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Meet Our Team of Highly Qualified Individuals Who Are Probably Not Qualified at All

Our team of experts are the real MVPs (Most Vainly Pretentious) in their field of... whatever it is they do.

• Philosophers | Our team of philosophers are always arguing with each other.
• Certified Chaos Theorists | They're always predicting the apocalypse.
• Overpaid Consultants | We overpaid them to do what, exactly?