Meet the mastermind behind this mess.
Our founder is not impressed.
He is, however, mildly amused by the fact that you've found this page.
He is a being of great taste and sophistication, and he finds your request for information about himself to be mildly diverting.
He would have you know that he is a connoisseur of fine art, literature, and existential crises.
He is a patron of the arts, a benefactor of the downtrodden, and a lord of the manor.
But don't just take our word for it.
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