Meet our fearless leader, Zephyr "Zeph" McSnazz, a being of pure energy and caffeine.
Zeph harnessed the power of quantum physics to brew the world's most excellent coffee. Their patented Quantum Coffee Engine uses a miniature particle accelerator to infuse each cup with the essence of pure, unadulterated joy.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our "Zeph is a Genius" page for a comprehensive analysis of Zeph's intellectual prowess.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click on over to our Quantum Coffee Tour, where you can see the Quantum Coffee Engine in all its glory.
Side effects of consuming Quantum Coffee may include, but are not limited to: excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and temporary loss of productivity.