Our Glorious Years

A Decade of Dominance (2000-2010)

We took over the world, or at least our living room, with our impressive collection of lava lamps.

Read about our glittering years (2010-2020)

A Century of Mediocrity (1900-1999)

We existed, barely. Mostly we just watched reruns of "I Love Lucy" and complained about the weather.

Learn about our actual accomplishments (1900-1999)
A photo of a lava lamp, because we're a nostalgic lot.