We are a council of esteemed experts in the art of doing nothing, and we've got the bureaucracy to prove it.
We're a team of highly trained professionals who have mastered the art of creating unnecessary forms, redundant meetings, and excessive reports.
Our council members are the best in the business, with degrees in Red Tape and Advanced Bureaucratic Administration (ABA).
Our motto: "If it's not written down, it's not done."
Learn more about our council members and their extensive backgrounds: