Zorgon was a visionary, a trailblazer, a being of pure awesomeness. He founded our company in a fit of rage and a burst of inspiration, fueled by a 48-hour Red Bull energy drink binge.
Zorgon's early life was marked by a series of unremarkable events, but his later life was a whirlwind of innovation and chaos. He invented the first ever 3D-printed toaster, the first robot that could recite the entirety of "War and Peace" in iambic pentameter, and the first cat cafe that served only catnip lattes.
Despite his many accomplishments, Zorgon was not without his flaws. He was known to be fiercely competitive, occasionally incontinent, and had a tendency to shout "I'M A GENIUS!" at inopportune moments.
Today, we honor Zorgon's legacy by serving the finest in Neo-Brutalist HTML to the world. May his spirit of innovation and absurdity live on in our code.
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