Our Founding Myths

It all started with a great and powerful Webmaster, known only as "The Pixelator". This demigod of minimalist coding created the first ever web page using only 10 lines of HTML, which was promptly lost to the sands of time due to the Great Browser Update of 1998. Undeterred, The Pixelator rebuilt the site from scratch using an entire book of Courier New font.

Read about The Pixelator's legendary exploits
The Pixelator in his prime
/* CSS */ body { background-color: #f7f7f7; } .neobrutalist { font-family: 'Courier', 'Courier New', monospace; } .neobrutalist-header { font-size: 48px; font-weight: bold; color: #f00; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; } .neobrutalist-paragraph { font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.5; color: #000; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; } .neobrutalist-image { width: 200px; height: 150px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border: 4px solid #000; } .neobrutalist-image img { width: 100%; height: 100%; border: 2px solid #fff; } .neobrutalist-call-to-action { margin-top: 20px; } .neobrutalist-button { background-color: #ff0; border: 2px solid #000; padding: 8px 16px; border-radius: 4px; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'Courier', 'Courier New', monospace; } /* Add some drop shadow to the header */ .neobrutalist-header { text-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.7); }