Our Lasers: The Crown Jewels of Science

Where Science Meets Sarcasm

Our lab is where the magic happens. Or, at the very least, where the mildly interesting happens. We're talking lasers, folks! Lasers that can cut through anything, lasers that can blast through space, lasers that can make a decent grilled cheese sandwich.

Our lasers are the real stars of the show. We've got:

• Red Destruct-o-Laser: For all your "I meant to do that" moments.
• Blue Blast-o-Laser: Because who needs a social life when you have a laser that's this blue?
• Yellow Beam-o-Laser: Shining bright like the sun, but without the whole "burning up the ozone layer" thing.