Our Lead Prophet

Our Lead Prophet, a visionary of unrelenting doom, has foreseen the apocalypse and is prepared to guide you through the coming reckoning. Click here for more information on the impending doom.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to learn about the secret society of chosen ones who will be saved.

And for those who just want to know more about the prophet himself, click here to read his life story.