Here lies the repository of prophecies foreseen by our great and powerful lead prophet, The Great Prophet.
By 2025, the machines will have taken over, and we'll be forced to wear tiny hats to work.
By 2030, the world will run out of cheese, and society will collapse.
By 2040, the lizards will reclaim their rightful place as the dominant species.
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