Lead Prophet's Sermons

The Futility of Existence

In the grand tapestry of the universe, we're just tiny, insignificant threads, fraying at the edges. But what's the alternative? Non-existence? Now that's a scary thought.

Read on for more existential dread

The Inevitability of Socks

They'll always be a lost sock, somewhere. It's the universe's cruel joke.

Find solace in the futility of it all

The Certainty of Tomorrow

Tomorrow's already here. It's just a bunch of stuff you're doing today.

Get a grip on the inevitable

The Folly of Fads

They're like socks, but with more participation trophies.

Join the never-ending cycle of trendy despair