Section 4: THE FUTURE IS NOW (AND IT'S AMAZING)
As our leader so eloquently stated, "The future is not some vague concept, it's a concrete, tangible, AMAZING thing that we're going to build, starting RIGHT NOW."
Here's what that means for you:
- Free pizza parties in the park
- Cybernetic enhancements for all citizens
- Robotic overlords to do the chores
- And more free stuff, because, well, we can do better
But wait, there's more! Our leader has also decreed:
- That Mondays are now officially 'Meditation and Netflix days'
- That Tuesdays are now 'Taco Tuesdays' (duh)
- That Wednesdays are now 'Wine and Whiskey Watering Days'
- And so on, and so forth
So, if you haven't already, move on to Section 5 for more of our leader's groundbreaking policies.