We, the great and all-knowing Leader, have decreed the following:
1. The people are best served when they are told what to do.
2. The people are happiest when they are fed a balanced diet of propaganda and misinformation.
3. The people are most productive when they are given a single, correct path to follow.
And so, we shall guide you, our loyal subjects, down this path, with an iron fist and a benevolent heart.
For the greater good of the State, we must...