Manifesto of the Benevolent Dictator

We, the great and all-knowing Leader, have decreed the following:

1. The people are best served when they are told what to do.

2. The people are happiest when they are fed a balanced diet of propaganda and misinformation.

3. The people are most productive when they are given a single, correct path to follow.

And so, we shall guide you, our loyal subjects, down this path, with an iron fist and a benevolent heart.

For the greater good of the State, we must...