Our Leader
Other Achievements
Cultural Achievements
Did you know that our leader has also achieved greatness in the field of Extreme Ironing? It's true! They have ironed over 1000 shirts in under an hour, while simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube.
Our leader has also been awarded the Golden Toaster award for their exceptional ability to cook the perfect slice of toast.
They have also been known to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting, and have been accused of being a human garbage disposal.
But that's not all, folks! Our leader has also mastered the art of burping the entire alphabet, and can recite the entire script of "Hamlet" backwards while simultaneously burping.
Learn more about Extreme Ironing! Learn more about toasting techniques! Learn more about burping techniques!