Our Leader's Secret Policy

Confidential. Don't tell anyone.

Article 1: Involuntary Disco Dancing

All employees are required to perform the Macarena at least once a week during mandatory Friday meetings.

Learn more about this crucial policy.

Article 2: Free Pizza Fridays (Not Actually Free)

Our leader has negotiated a deal with a local pizzeria to provide "complimentary" pizzas on Fridays. Just kidding. You still have to pay for them.

Read about the loopholes in this policy.

Article 3: The Leader's Right to be Right (Most of the Time)

Our leader has been granted the power to decide what constitutes a good idea, even if it's completely terrible.

Understand the intricacies of this policy.