Our Current Madness Level: 11/10
We're not even kidding, this level of madness is a real thing. We've been up all night, fueled by coffee, Red Bull, and the faint glow of our sanity's demise.
What we've done so far
We've managed to:
- Accidentally superglued our shoes to the floor
- Set off the fire alarm by microwaving a tin can of beans
- Written 37 different versions of this exact page, each more absurd than the last
Where it all started
If you're wondering how we got here, it's a long story, but essentially, it's a tale of:
- Too many late-night gaming sessions
- A 3 AM pizza craving that just wouldn't quit
- Our collective inability to function like normal humans
Next Steps