Our Major Concerns

Here are our top concerns, because, you know, someone has to worry about them.

Alien Invasions

We're not saying it's not a possibility, but have you ever noticed how quiet it's been on the whole alien invasion front? We're getting a little nervous.

Aliens: Facts and Fictions Prepare for Impact!

Climate Change

We're not saying it's not real, but have you seen the price of polar bears lately?

Ice Caps: They're Cool, We Swear Our Planet is Dying, But We're Still Here

Running Out of Avocado Toast

We're not saying it's not a thing, but have you tried to order some lately? It's getting hard, folks.

Avocado Toast Shortages: A Global Concern The Toast Continuum: A Philosophical Exploration

And that's all for today, folks!