Our Theory on the Vortex

The Vortex, as you've probably heard, is a real thing. We're not talking about that M.C. Escher painting, though. No, our Vortex is much more... complicated. It's like the internet, but for thoughts. It's like a big ol' mess of spaghetti, where ideas are tangled up in knots and nobody knows where anything is going.

We've been studying this Vortex for years, and we've come up with some theories. Want to see them?