Our Management Structure: A Tower of Babel

Meet the Team

• Our Fearless Leader
• The Chief of Staff
• The Directors

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals, each with their own unique set of skills and talents, working together in perfect harmony... most of the time.

Our Chain of Command

Our management structure is a complex web of intrigue and backroom deals, but we've tried to break it down for you here:

• The CEO: The decider of all decisions, the maker of all deals, the wearer of all hats.
• The Chief of Staff: The one who makes sure the CEO doesn't get too comfortable in their chair.
• The Directors: The ones who actually do some work, but only after 3 PM.

Our Motivation

We're all motivated by a shared desire to achieve greatness, except on Mondays, when we're motivated by the prospect of free coffee.

Our mission statement: "We're not really sure, but we're working on it."

Our Goals

We've set some goals for ourselves, including:

• Make it to Friday
• Have at least one meeting that lasts less than 10 minutes
• Use the copier without jamming it

We'll let you know how we do on these goals. Maybe.