Balthazar McSnazz is our beloved mascot and the hero of our time.
With his unwavering dedication to the art of procrastination, he has saved us all from the horrors of productivity.
Learn more about Balthazar's impressive feats:
Balthazar was once seen eating an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
See Balthazar in his element:
Or, if you will, in his favorite pose:
Or, if you insist, in his best attempt at a selfie:
And, of course, in his natural habitat: