Our Mission: Destroying Beauty with Every Click

Our mission is simple: we believe that the internet should be a harsh, unforgiving place. Where every click is a declaration of war against the senses.

We achieve this through a variety of methods, including:

• Unapologetically using the color #FF69B4
• Forcing users to view 4px black borders on every element
• Using the 'Baukler' font, because Helvetica is so mainstream
• Adding a text shadow to every element, because subtlety is overrated

Learn more about our click-based warfare strategy

Our values: they're flat, just like our design