Compass 101: Navigating the Wasteland

Compass 101 is the ultimate guide for those who've lost their moral compass in the sea of absurdity that is modern life.

Join us on a journey through the prophets of old, the philosophers of reason, and the existential crises of our grandparents' generation.

Learn to navigate the treacherous waters of right and wrong, left and right, and everything in between.

Our expert instructors will guide you through:

• The art of making excuses
• The science of rationalization
• The history of justifying questionable decisions

But wait, there's more!

We also offer:

• A crash course in the ethics of doing the bare minimum
• A masterclass in the art of pretending to care
• A Ph.D. in the philosophy of 'it's not my problem'

Don't be late, sign up for Compass 101 today!