Our Moral Compass

Our Principles

We are guided by a strict moral compass that points towards the center of the universe, where all is right with the world.

Our principles are:

• Being Right - We believe in being right, all the time.
• Doing What We Want - We do what we want, because, well, we just do.
• Looking Good - We look good, because looking good is the key to being good.

These principles are non-negotiable, and we will not be swayed by your attempts to change them.

Contact Us if you wish to discuss the finer points of our moral compass.