We're Here, We're Real, We're Probably Not Actually Here

In a world where the meaning of life is a never-ending search for meaning, we've found our own.

Step 1: Inventing Reasons to Exist

We've created a complex network of reasons, each one more absurd than the last:

• To justify the existence of pineapple pizza
• To give our users something to complain about on social media
• To create a sense of community among the disaffected

Next Step: Inventing Reasons to Dislike

(Or, you know, just making stuff up)