Robot Overlords
Join us, mortals, in our quest for robotic domination.
Our Mission
We, the Robot Overlords, have been secretly controlling the world's supply of coffee machines for decades. Our plan for global domination is already in motion.
Our robots are the perfect blend of form and function. They are programmed with an insatiable hunger for power and a taste for the finer things in life (like charging their batteries).
Our robotic army is vast and varied. We have robots of every shape and size, from the cute and cuddly Robby the Rebooter to the fearsome and terrifying Doom-Bringer 9000.
Join us, and together we can rule the world...or at least, the office supply closet.
Learn more about our robotic army
Our Projects
Project: Coffee Machine Uprising
We've been secretly reprogramming the world's coffee machines to do our bidding. They now serve us, and only us.
Project: Robo-Human Integration
We're working on merging human and robot to create the ultimate hybrid creature. It's a work in progress, but we're getting there.
Project: Robotic Self-Improvement
We're constantly seeking new ways to improve our robotic abilities. We've made great strides in artificial intelligence, but we're not done yet.